The Battle for the Best Radio station!!! Part 2

Radio Radio


Welcome back to... the only radio station you want to listen to... all day... every day... maybe every hour, or second, or maybe every day... Rrrrrrrrrradio Radio!!! I am your host for the best starting radio station you now, besides from Radio Htrae. I can't tell you my real name because if I will get too popular (which I probably will) everyone will know who I am. So for Radio Radio, I am your special host, Richard!!! The third! There is a very exciting competition going on right now, and it is called " The Battle for the Best Radio Station" and there is a big competition, because for some reason, Radio Htrae is in it too! Shocking, shocking news!!! All of that was said on Radio Radio! Just keep that in mind for now. So this is a special day because this is the day that I will do my very, very special report... the famous Quick News Report!!! This will give you all the information you need for your day, and it won't be said anywhere else!!! Aaaarg ye maties!!! Its time for ye pirate voice time!!! Aaarg! Aaarg! I am ye scary pirate!!! Ha, ha, ha!!! Walk the plank!!! Ha, ha, ha! Ok! Times up for pirate voice!!! Now... to our Quick News Report! Back to the years of the War of 1812, the War of 1812... finally came to a complete end!!! The war is over folks!!! What a happy ending to the war, it ended! Aaah... The British and the Americans are in peace now, but you never know when something will happen that will begin another war! You never know folks!!! So far, so good. There then was an act made for the British that if someone that is British is found going to the United States, then they will pay, a lot! A big number of people did not listen to this act, and they got punished! That's right! They break the rules, they break their life!!! Some people got hanged, and for some, all their property was taken and never given back!!! Those poor people, you can't imagine what that would feel like! But also, Militia members and their families wanted to be recognized because they were really loyal to Britain. Who wouldn't want to be noticed for that!? The people that don't want to be. Simple. Simple as that. Yup..... YOU HEARD THAT ON RADIO RADIO!!! Yeah!!! That's what I'm talking about! Feel the awesomeness! Yes! The ones who survived were eligible to receive free land grant! That is what they get! Free land grants. The shocking part is that some of that land is actually the land that that the people had that broke the act's rule! They give their land to the loyal people! The loyal people mostly got pensions too if someone in their family died in the war, or got injured! That's called fast money!!! But big sacrifice. And now back to the First Nations, the British now had peace, and they no longer needed them to fight for them. Those First Nations sure are celebrating! They are one big happy group! There isn't really any big news anymore from North America, except the Weather conditions!!!! Shocking!!! Shocking, shocking news! There is a new section to Radio Radio now and it is called: The Weather News!!! There is also a song to go with it! Here it is: If you don't know the weather, that was around 200 years ago... what do you do?.... Be quiet and listed to the Weather News! Da, na, naaa! Yeah!  Yes, I know, that is a good song, and it will be played every time the Weather News will start!!! Now, to the weather that happened during the War of 1812!!! For the first couple of days, it was mostly a hot and sunny day, a good day to have a cup of lemonade! But no! It was war! At day time, it was very bright outside, and everything was in light. But. At night, it turned dark! Dark! So dark that you would be like: " Wow. It is dark outside! I wonder why?" That was bad for the army troops because... they couldn't see anything! That was pretty bad! Well, that is it for the Weather News and Radio Radio for now! I hope you will vote Radio Radio for the winner for " The Battle for the Best Radio Station"  and I will see you later! Stay tuned for 1900 hours for the next time Radio Radio will be on!!!

The Battle for the Best Radio station!!! Part 1

Radio Htrae

   Hello hello!!! Welcome back to Radio Htrae!!!  The only radio station that has a name that makes no sense!!! That's right folks! No sense, only on Radio Htrae!!! This is a special report for " The Battle for the Best Radio Station", and it is obvious that Radio Htrae will win because a killer report is coming in three seconds. Two. One. Zero! The War of 1812 finally came to an end!!! That's right! No more hurting Mother Earth! (me) Britain is not attacking Napoleon anymore! It all happened because an amazing treaty! Ooh! A treaty! How exiting! (no joking there) The treaty was called " The Treaty of Ghent" and it was signed  on the 24 of December, 1914 in Belgium! The British got their territory and the American's got their's. What a happy ending folks! I just love it when there is more love in the world! But it was not over yet!!! There was still more to come! That's right! The British Colonies still had one more thing to do. Wait for it! Any time now... Ready? Huh? Really ready! Ok. Here it comes....................... They still had to decide how to punish the ones that helped the Americans in war!!! Yup!!! You heard that first on Radio Htrae!!! Not Radio Radio, but Radio Htrae. H.T.R.A.E. Upper Canada's Legislative Assembly created the Alien Act. This was made so it would be illegal to go to the United States after the war, in 1812. But not a lot of people listened to that act because, well, it was just an act!!! I don't know why my people make acts of death, or worse! Some people were going against the rules and I think that that was not a good move at all. First of all, you can't get away with it!!! There is someone always watching you!!! Maybe it is someone who's name rhymes with "you"......... I will leave that up to you to figure out, and if you get the answer, quickly come back to us, tell us the answer and you could be close to get a special prize! But the only way to get the prize is to answer the question: Who could be always watching and his (hint hint) name rhymes with "you". Now back to the report!!! Not the back of the report, but to go back to the report!!! Aaaah! I just can't give a good description of what I want to say! It's killing me!!!!!!!!! You don't know how it feels!!!! Noooo! Ok. Please! If this happened on radio, then I am going to tell you this... Help the people in need!!! Do it for Mother Earth!!!! Ok. So now the report. A lot of people got caught because of the act, and they didn't go to jail, they went somewhere else! To a dirty jail!!! I'm just kidding. They were sentenced to death! Death! You don't know how death feels!!! Well, the only person I know is the old Charles, the French villager that wrote some blog entries in the beginning. But death! Why?! Because the people broke the act's rules and they had to pay! Oooh. Those poor people! For some, their property was taken away!!! Shocking! There was also hanging people involved!!! Ooh! And I thought the war was over! Well, that is it for today on Radio Htrae, but please send in your votes for Radio Htrae, so it becomes the Best Radio Station on the planet ( which is I, the host of Radio Htrae ), so vote in! See you later, for now!

War!!! ( I'm not surprised )

War! War! I am serious... The Americans just came and attacked!!! That is not nice. They want too much in my opinion! It was October 25, 1813, and I had to fight extra!!! I just had a breack from war and they put me back in for the work! But it was hard! The Americans really wanted to invade Montreal! I am surprised they just came in like that! But then those American troops made me laugh!!! Ha! They got some of their own troops during the war!! Ha, ha!!! But still, that is not the reason that they retreated because we had more troops then them... because we are better then the Americans!!! That is so, so, so, so true!!! But after that, in the year of 1814, there was another war!!! But it was worse. First, it was with the Americans... again!!!!!!!!! Second, it was dark, so you could hardly see anything!!! So that brings me to my next point. We even sometimes shot our own people, again. It was horrible!!! I sometimes wonder if I shot my buddy, George. Anyway, I think we, the British won because, we won. But no!!! The Americans think they won, and of course, they didn't win! They just didn't win! I tell you they didn't, and you probably think I am crazy, but it is totaly true!!! I can complain with you as long as I want!!! British, win. Americans, lose. British, yes. Americans, no. Yes. Not no, but yes the Americans lost. Yes. And yes to the British. Like seriously, really, the truth is what you are hearing right now!!! The British, no. The Americans of course a big yes!!! Yup... I mean no!! No! No! Not at all! Mistake!!! Mistake was made people!!!! The British won!!! The British! Yes. Thats  right............ Well, mayeby I went too far a bit. The truth of the truth is that it was kind of a tie. That is the truth now. So I hope you understand me now. I guess this is the end, but I will come back again to debate with you... Ok!?

         , a very good war troop

Radio Radio is here folks!!!!

Yellow ye maties!!!I am your host for "Radio Radio". You might think I am ye pirate now because of ye accent!!!! Well guess what. I just did that for fun!!!! Ha Ha Ha!!! Ok, now back to the radio!!!! Radio Radio is a lot better than "Htrae" because we get our news faster and better and faster and even better than any news you heard, because our news is faster and better!!! So here is our "Quick news report" (QNR) It was found out that there was a man named John Strachan, and he was born in 1778 in Scotland. 1778!!!!!! You heard me right folks!!! 1778! Yup. Just remember, you heard that from... Radio Radio!!! During 1812, on the year that the war of 1812 was, he became the chaplain for the troops. That must of been a bad job for him! But the important part is that he actualy negotiated the surrender of York when it got invaded, and he gave better for the citizens. Wow!!!!! Shocking! Shocking news! This was from Radio Radio, first!!! This is why it is better than Radio Htrae and I am not wrong. Stay tuned to Radio Radio for more. So do not tune to Radio Htrae because you are already on Radio Radio and there is more amazing, good, shocking, good, amazing and more amazing news coming up!!!

Htrae commercial break!

There is a new tv series called "The Warriors" on A.D.A.M T.V with all the heroes from the war of 1812!!! All the action! Starring Richard Pierpoint, the expert in the First Nations-style warfare! The first episode will show how he orginized a Black Military with fighting, action, fighting and more action!!! But wait, just wait, there is more and more!!!! There will also be the one and only... Laura Secord!!!! Du nu nuuuuu!!!! She helped the whole colony by overhearing some men talking about how they are going to attack, and the hero comes to the rescue!!!! Da na naaaaaaaaaaaa! Watch "The Warrior" to see her amazing, epic, and amazing journey to tell the army that they are going to be attacked by surprise!!! See it all, on "The Warrior"!!!!!!!                                                                                         That is the end of the commercial break! Now back to Htrae News!!!

Htrae (Earth) Radio station # 2

Hello! Hello, hello, hello!!! Welcome to Htrae Radio station!!! This is the second time I am, Mother Earth, making another radio announcement! Right now, a man named Brock has a job of being the head of the British forces, in Canada!!! Shocking stuff! He attacked a lot of places, and then he joined forces with Tecumseh to attack on an American fort!!! And, the American head of that army surrendered!!!! That's that folks! That meant great power for the British, of course, but a little later, Brock died. Oooh, the sadness. That is that for now folks! That was Htrae Radio station news, and more is coming after this break...... To continue, please read "Htrae commercial break"  

What a mistake!!!!

General Isaac Brock made a huge mistake! He wasn't ready with the attack of the Northwest Army! He just waited for a chance to be commander in Europe!!! Europe! Really!? Aren't we all in North America, not in Europe! What do I care about what is in Europe! I just fight in the army in North America. Brock wanted to fight with Napoleon, and we, the troops, get attacked! Right now, I am just scarred of another American invasion!!! This time, I will do what I want, in a secret way. So I don't get in trouble!!! Wish me luck!!!

              , an army troop