Thursday, 29 March 2012

The Battle for the Best Radio station!!! Part 2

Radio Radio


Welcome back to... the only radio station you want to listen to... all day... every day... maybe every hour, or second, or maybe every day... Rrrrrrrrrradio Radio!!! I am your host for the best starting radio station you now, besides from Radio Htrae. I can't tell you my real name because if I will get too popular (which I probably will) everyone will know who I am. So for Radio Radio, I am your special host, Richard!!! The third! There is a very exciting competition going on right now, and it is called " The Battle for the Best Radio Station" and there is a big competition, because for some reason, Radio Htrae is in it too! Shocking, shocking news!!! All of that was said on Radio Radio! Just keep that in mind for now. So this is a special day because this is the day that I will do my very, very special report... the famous Quick News Report!!! This will give you all the information you need for your day, and it won't be said anywhere else!!! Aaaarg ye maties!!! Its time for ye pirate voice time!!! Aaarg! Aaarg! I am ye scary pirate!!! Ha, ha, ha!!! Walk the plank!!! Ha, ha, ha! Ok! Times up for pirate voice!!! Now... to our Quick News Report! Back to the years of the War of 1812, the War of 1812... finally came to a complete end!!! The war is over folks!!! What a happy ending to the war, it ended! Aaah... The British and the Americans are in peace now, but you never know when something will happen that will begin another war! You never know folks!!! So far, so good. There then was an act made for the British that if someone that is British is found going to the United States, then they will pay, a lot! A big number of people did not listen to this act, and they got punished! That's right! They break the rules, they break their life!!! Some people got hanged, and for some, all their property was taken and never given back!!! Those poor people, you can't imagine what that would feel like! But also, Militia members and their families wanted to be recognized because they were really loyal to Britain. Who wouldn't want to be noticed for that!? The people that don't want to be. Simple. Simple as that. Yup..... YOU HEARD THAT ON RADIO RADIO!!! Yeah!!! That's what I'm talking about! Feel the awesomeness! Yes! The ones who survived were eligible to receive free land grant! That is what they get! Free land grants. The shocking part is that some of that land is actually the land that that the people had that broke the act's rule! They give their land to the loyal people! The loyal people mostly got pensions too if someone in their family died in the war, or got injured! That's called fast money!!! But big sacrifice. And now back to the First Nations, the British now had peace, and they no longer needed them to fight for them. Those First Nations sure are celebrating! They are one big happy group! There isn't really any big news anymore from North America, except the Weather conditions!!!! Shocking!!! Shocking, shocking news! There is a new section to Radio Radio now and it is called: The Weather News!!! There is also a song to go with it! Here it is: If you don't know the weather, that was around 200 years ago... what do you do?.... Be quiet and listed to the Weather News! Da, na, naaa! Yeah!  Yes, I know, that is a good song, and it will be played every time the Weather News will start!!! Now, to the weather that happened during the War of 1812!!! For the first couple of days, it was mostly a hot and sunny day, a good day to have a cup of lemonade! But no! It was war! At day time, it was very bright outside, and everything was in light. But. At night, it turned dark! Dark! So dark that you would be like: " Wow. It is dark outside! I wonder why?" That was bad for the army troops because... they couldn't see anything! That was pretty bad! Well, that is it for the Weather News and Radio Radio for now! I hope you will vote Radio Radio for the winner for " The Battle for the Best Radio Station"  and I will see you later! Stay tuned for 1900 hours for the next time Radio Radio will be on!!!

1 comment:

  1. Wow. Just...wow. I'm at a loss for words. because you took them all.

    -King F

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