Day 5760 after the war...........................................

Well, I am writing beck because my neighbour made me angry, so now I have nozing to do. He trew an epple seed on my flowers in my garden, and I say: Humbug!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I say humbug!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!              But now to ze letter I am writing... Ok. Yup. Time to get started. Now. How to start????????? Zis iz how! Because of ze war zet was 5760 days ago, most people in my village are leaving to anozer place. And I left my famaly in ze Zirteen Colonies because it iz better living somewere else. Like abot my neighbour, he zrew a epple seed on my flowers. What shame!!!!!!! So now, I talk wiz my famaly zru letters. But ze poppulation where I live now iz 34000 people. But iz ok! Here, zey make very good chickensoup!!! Yum,Yum! But I am also writing because if zis letter iz found in ze year 2000, when zey will have better, and really good roofs for houses, zis letter will be worth alot of ze money, and I will be rich!!! Ha, Ha, Ha! Just you wait! But zis letter does not have good news in zit, but ze zing about my neighbour, ze is again,       HHHuuummmbbbuuugggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!           A French villiger, Charles