Radio Radio is here folks!!!!

Yellow ye maties!!!I am your host for "Radio Radio". You might think I am ye pirate now because of ye accent!!!! Well guess what. I just did that for fun!!!! Ha Ha Ha!!! Ok, now back to the radio!!!! Radio Radio is a lot better than "Htrae" because we get our news faster and better and faster and even better than any news you heard, because our news is faster and better!!! So here is our "Quick news report" (QNR) It was found out that there was a man named John Strachan, and he was born in 1778 in Scotland. 1778!!!!!! You heard me right folks!!! 1778! Yup. Just remember, you heard that from... Radio Radio!!! During 1812, on the year that the war of 1812 was, he became the chaplain for the troops. That must of been a bad job for him! But the important part is that he actualy negotiated the surrender of York when it got invaded, and he gave better for the citizens. Wow!!!!! Shocking! Shocking news! This was from Radio Radio, first!!! This is why it is better than Radio Htrae and I am not wrong. Stay tuned to Radio Radio for more. So do not tune to Radio Htrae because you are already on Radio Radio and there is more amazing, good, shocking, good, amazing and more amazing news coming up!!!